so today it snowed for the first time this year and ive naturally been online all day and didnt know so i went to take out the garbage in bare feet and stepped in an inch snow and i just yelled "what the fUCK" and i just heard my neighbour in his backyard go “oh my god she’s outside”
The posts that pop up during finals week are the best kinds of posts
jim fucking carrey
jim fucking carrey
I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.
if loki gets a solo movie before there’s a female lead movie in the mcu I will unhinge my jaw like a snake and literally eat kevin feige alive
#literally what i want #is for them to make a trailer for a ‘loki’ movie #where halfway through the trailer natasha comes in #punches him in the dick #takes the title card saying ‘loki’ and smashes it over her knee #and then writes ‘black widow’ on the screen in loki’s blood #this is it. this is my design
THE BOWL IS FUCKING FLOATING OFF THE FLOOR
IT HAS A HANDLE
If you do not reblog this, you are in fact lying.
Hey, don’t you fucking scroll down
Fuck you who said you could bring Mufasa into this
I don’t understand why this does not have more notes. There are more then 358,000 people on Tumblr.
Because the pain is too great and we can’t handle the memories.
i have this problem where i don’t have enough time to actually do things because i’m too busy sitting on my ass doing nothing
Say what you want, but all I see is…dragon scale gloves.
UGH the color gradients on these are TO DIE FOR
TO DIE FOR!
dagny you need to see this
Remember that time the 12th doctor tried to take the TARDIS
headcannon in which that was actually 12 playing a joke on his past self
or he wanted to see donna again
We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind.